I Forgot
Two elderly couples are enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asks the other, "How was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," the other man replies. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, things like visualization and association, and that has made a big difference for me."
"That's great," his friend says. "What was the name of that clinic?"
The man suddenly has a senior moment. He thinks and thinks, but can't remember.
Then a smile breaks across his face, and he asks, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it." He turns to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"