All I Really Need to Know
I Learned From Noah's Ark


  • Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

  • Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

  • Don't listen to critics -- do what has to be done.

  • Build on high ground.

  • For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

  • Two heads are better than one.

  • Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

  • If you can't fight or flee -- float!

  • Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

  • Remember that amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic.

  • Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

  • Don't miss the boat.

  • No matter how bleak it looks, if God is with you, there's always a rainbow on the other side.




A merry heart doeth good
like a medicine...
(Prov 17:22)