Kids Are Just Too Smart!!!

TEACHER:  Why are you late?
WEBSTER:  Because of the sign.
TEACHER:  What sign?
WEBSTER:  The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER:  Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY:  You told me to do it without usig tables!

TEACHER:  John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN:  K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L.
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong.
JOHN:  Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER:  What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH:  H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
SARAH:  Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER:  George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE:  Here it is!
TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:  George!

TEACHER:  Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE:  Me!

TEACHER:  Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY:  Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:  Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN:  I is...
TEACHER:  No, Ellen.... Always say "I am.
ELLEN:  All right..... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

TEACHER:  Can anybody give me an example of COINCIDENCE?
JOHNNY:  Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.  Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
JOHNNY:  Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER:  Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
MICHAEL:  No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:  Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.  Did you copy his?
DESMOND:  No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER:  What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL:  A teacher.

SYLVIA:  Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER:  I think so.  What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA:  Your name on this report card.